Choice Corpses
June 9, 2004
OKAY, I HAD THE WEBMASTER EDIT THIS ONE TO FIT THEIR NEEDS A LITTLE BIT. I, JFK'S CORPSE, DO NOT EDIT THE OTHER POSTS, BUT IN THIS CASE MY WEBMASTER SAID THEY COULD MAKE THIS BETTER IF THEY COULD EDIT THE NAME OF THE PERSON AND SOME OF THE EARLY STUFF THAT THEY SAID. SO HERE IT IS.JFK's Corpse: hello.
YOU: oh, hey how's it going?
JFK's Corpse: fine, just got out of the trash bag. and yourself? YOU: good
JFK's Corpse: so what brings you here right now at 8:16 pm Central on this November 18th, 2008?YOU: i was looking for /404/
JFK's Corpse: i know that you came here directly
JFK's Corpse: i know that you came here directly
YOU: how do you know that?
JFK's Corpse: i've asked around about you. YOU: what do you mean?
JFK's Corpse: well, right now you are in AmericaJFK's Corpse: your ip is 38.103.63.60
JFK's Corpse: it's hosted at 38.103.63.60
JFK's Corpse: do you want to know something else?
YOU: what?
JFK's Corpse: i can suck my own cock. YOU: wtf?
JFK's Corpse: i can suck my own cock. YOU: i don't believe you, fag.
JFK's Corpse: you should YOU: prove it.
JFK's Corpse: alright. i'll be right over. let me just run through the internet and get into your bedroom. YOU: whatever, moron. loserville is over there.
JFK's Corpse: what i did was huffing so much paint that it was hard for me to concentrate on painting my living room, so i fell off of my stepladder and broke a bone in my rib cage. YOU: shut up.
JFK's Corpse: hey, if you don't like it you can suck my dick. JFK's Corpse: actually, either wait until i'm done or teabag me while i am sucking myself.
YOU: goodbye.
JFK's Corpse: you really should start huffing. it's fun. YOU: leave me alone.
JFK's Corpse: i'm not going to leave you alone until you promise that you will suck my balls while i am going up and down on my penis with my mouth. JFK's Corpse: might as well get it over with now, you know.
YOU: leave me alone. i'm going to contact aol.
JFK's Corpse: ohhh, i'm scared. not aol and their shitty tos people. JFK's Corpse: i know they would be interested in watching me suck myself off.
JFK's Corpse: most of them have probably done that same to Steve Case already.
YOU: i'm contacting aol right now.
JFK's Corpse: why should i leave you alone? i can suck my own fishing rod. i'm fucking king of the world right now. JFK's Corpse: all i want is someone to teabag me.
JFK's Corpse: won't you please put your mouth around my nuts and play with your tounge?
Posted by JFK's Corpse at 8:50PM
