Choice Corpses
October 1, 2004
JFK's Corpse: helloraj_the_mute: *nods his hhead*
JFK's Corpse: yeah JFK's Corpse: when was the last time you spoke?
raj_the_mute: *shakes his head slowly*
JFK's Corpse: do you mind if i give you head? raj_the_mute: *arches his brows*
JFK's Corpse: would it make you scream out in delight? raj_the_mute: *shakes his head*
JFK's Corpse: is that a yes? JFK's Corpse: i bet it is
JFK's Corpse: so, do you mind if i unzip you with my teeth?
raj_the_mute: *arched his brow again*
JFK's Corpse: that was an extremely long wait JFK's Corpse: i don't know if you are interested
raj_the_mute: *eyes the strange person*
JFK's Corpse: when a girl wants to go down on you, you should be more attentive raj_the_mute: *arched his brows again and shrugged his shoulders*
JFK's Corpse: i don't know if i want to do anything to you now. JFK's Corpse: you can still buy me dinner
raj_the_mute: *shrugs his shoulders*
JFK's Corpse: alright, let's go. JFK's Corpse: can you drive?
raj_the_mute: *shakes his head*
JFK's Corpse: do you mean yes or no? raj_the_mute: *shakes his head back and forth*
JFK's Corpse: vertically or horizontally? JFK's Corpse: i don't like these head games you are playing with me
JFK's Corpse: do you think this dress is comfortable?
raj_the_mute: *shrugs his shoulders*
JFK's Corpse: it's not. i was HOPING that you could get me out of it, but the way this is going. i don't know. JFK's Corpse: you seem so... distant
raj_the_mute: *places his fingers on his lips and shakes his head*
JFK's Corpse: what does that mean? JFK's Corpse: PERVERT!
JFK's Corpse: NO!]
JFK's Corpse: i'm not that type of girl
raj_the_mute: *shrugs and smiles*
JFK's Corpse: what are you smiling about JFK's Corpse: you can't just sit there and not say anything
raj_the_mute: *nods his head*
JFK's Corpse: no you can't raj_the_mute: *nods his head again*
JFK's Corpse: no JFK's Corpse: you can't
JFK's Corpse: look
raj_the_mute: *nods again smiling*
JFK's Corpse: are you going to drive us to the resturant or not? JFK's Corpse: am i going to have to?
raj_the_mute: *points to the strange person*
JFK's Corpse: what are you pointing at? JFK's Corpse: do you think i'm fat?
raj_the_mute: *shrugs and points again then makes a motion like he was drinving*
JFK's Corpse: god finally JFK's Corpse: i was scared you didn't want to go?
JFK's Corpse: do you like the way i look in this dress?
raj_the_mute: *nods his head*
JFK's Corpse:: thanks JFK's Corpse: so do you have enough money to pay for our meal?
raj_the_mute: *shrugs and nods his head*
JFK's Corpse: good] JFK's Corpse: : how do you make your money anyway?
JFK's Corpse: see, this is why i can't see to talk to you
raj_the_mute: *shrugs*
JFK's Corpse: you can be so unresponsive JFK's Corpse: do you mean you don't know how you make your money?
raj_the_mute: *nods his head*
JFK's Corpse: ok then JFK's Corpse: i suppose i don't care how you make your money so long as you can buy me things
raj_the_mute: *arched his eyebrows slightly*
JFK's Corpse: alright are you going to go inside of the resturant? raj_the_mute: *nods and goes inside*
JFK's Corpse: i hate waiting for a table JFK's Corpse: can you ask the host to get us a table a.s.a.p.?
raj_the_mute: *walks to the hostess and points then gives them some money and goes to the table*
JFK's Corpse: yeah JFK's Corpse: i want the most expensive thing on the menu
JFK's Corpse: are you going to order?
raj_the_mute: *nods and points at things on the menu*
JFK's Corpse: i don't think you should get that, it has meat in it raj_the_mute: *shrugs his shoulders*
JFK's Corpse: get the fish instead raj_the_mute: *arched his brow slightly and put the menu down*
JFK's Corpse: good JFK's Corpse: so what do you think about us?
raj_the_mute: *shrugged his shoulders again*
JFK's Corpse: what do you mean you don't know? raj_the_mute: *nods his head*
JFK's Corpse: oh sure, you'll agree with anything JFK's Corpse: was you meal good?
raj_the_mute: *shakes his head*
JFK's Corpse: good. mine could have been better raj_the_mute: *shrugs his shoulders and gets up to leave*
JFK's Corpse: yeah JFK's Corpse: what about the tip?
raj_the_mute: *arched his brow and placed some money on the table*
JFK's Corpse: good. i thought you were some brute or something JFK's Corpse: now, open the car door so i can get it
JFK's Corpse: in rather
raj_the_mute: *opens the door*
JFK's Corpse: thank you. JFK's Corpse: and don't look down my dress
raj_the_mute: *rolls his eyes*
JFK's Corpse: oh come on, i know you were undressing me the whole time JFK's Corpse: all you men are pigs
raj_the_mute: *sighs and shakes his head*
JFK's Corpse: so you want to start driving to my place or are we going to sit in the parking lot all night? raj_the_mute: *blinks and starts to drive*
JFK's Corpse: would you like it if i played stick shift on you? raj_the_mute: *arched his eyebrows*
JFK's Corpse: i bet you would raj_the_mute: *shrugged his shoulders*
JFK's Corpse: bit i won't without some protection JFK's Corpse: you do have protection on you, don't you?
JFK's Corpse: i guess that answers my question
JFK's Corpse: i have some back at my place
raj_the_mute: *shrugs and shakes his head getting out of the car*
raj_the_mute: *goes and opens her door*
JFK's Corpse: oh, it looks like we are back at my home. JFK's Corpse: thank you for opening the door
JFK's Corpse: oh wait, i don't have any liquer here, do you have any?
JFK's Corpse: guess not
JFK's Corpse: can you walk me to the front door, or are you just going to stand there
raj_the_mute: *walks with the strange person to the front door*
JFK's Corpse: let me open it JFK's Corpse: walk over to that couch while i go put on something nice
JFK's Corpse: how do you like my birthday suit?
raj_the_mute: *nods his head slowly*
JFK's Corpse: which head? raj_the_mute: *rolls his eyes and looks for a place to sit down*
JFK's Corpse: do you mind if i turn on some music? raj_the_mute: *shakes his head*
JFK's Corpse: *turns on ani difranco* JFK's Corpse: i love ani difranco. she makes me feel good about being a woman
JFK's Corpse: anyway, do you mind if i lay on your lap]
JFK's Corpse: and get a little more comfortable?
raj_the_mute: *shakes his head*
JFK's Corpse: that's good JFK's Corpse: i'm thinking you might like it if i move up and down a little bit
raj_the_mute: *arched his brow slightly*
JFK's Corpse:let me unbotton that crazy shirt of yours raj_the_mute: *looks down at his shrit*
JFK's Corpse: hmm, if i spread my legs a little bit, that might be good raj_the_mute: *looked her over*
JFK's Corpse: i'm good aren't i? raj_the_mute: *nods his head*
JFK's Corpse: whisper in my ear that you love me raj_the_mute: *points to his throat and shakes his head*
JFK's Corpse: do you have larengitis? raj_the_mute: *frowns*
JFK's Corpse: or don't you love me? JFK's Corpse: you think i'm fat
JFK's Corpse: get out!
JFK's Corpse: get out!
JFK's Corpse: get out of my house!
raj_the_mute: *shakes his head and gets up*
JFK's Corpse: don't shake your head at me like that raj_the_mute: *shrugs and walks out the door*
JFK's Corpse: i thought you cared JFK's Corpse: *cries*
JFK's Corpse: your making me cry
raj_the_mute: *nods his head before closing the door*
JFK's Corpse: waa waaa JFK's Corpse: I HATE YOU
JFK's Corpse: I HATE YOU
JFK's Corpse: I HATE YOU
raj_the_mute: *gets into the car*
JFK's Corpse: go and get some other whore JFK's Corpse: tell her you love her
JFK's Corpse: I HATE YOU
JFK's Corpse: you never were even going to call me
raj_the_mute: *leaves the crazy, wacked out, high maintance, sex crazed woman behind*
JFK's Corpse: what did you call me JFK's Corpse: I HATE YOU
JFK's Corpse: I HATE YOU
raj_the_mute: *goes to a bar and enjoys himself*
JFK's Corpse: I HATE YOU JFK's Corpse: I HATE YOU
JFK's Corpse: I HATE YOU
raj_the_mute: *dosn't even thnk about that crazy bitch*
JFK's Corpse: I HATE YOU JFK's Corpse: i know you can still hear me
raj_the_mute: *gets sloshing drunk and leaves the bar*
raj_the_mute: *gets into an accident and is put into the hospital*
raj_the_mute: *dies several weeks later in a bad operation mishap*
Posted by JFK's Corpse at 6:38PM