June 2, 2004
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55) Take Me For A Ride
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dildo
bukkake
boyfriend
california
fucking
new york city
evanescencebeatslacunacoil
jellystone park
six flags
shit
playing cards
cedar point
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: who is this? how dare you to crossover the mexican chick
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: FUCK YOU AMERICAN
JFK's Corpse: mexican chick? evanescencebeatslacunacoil: hell yeah
JFK's Corpse: what are you talking about? evanescencebeatslacunacoil: american chick like you fucker!
JFK's Corpse: just because i disagree with you, that makes me a mexican chick? JFK's Corpse: how is that even a cutdown?
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: there is not way that you can be a mexican chick
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: you are too bad for that
JFK's Corpse: yeah, i'm really evil because you are probably some teenager fucking with people on the internet who disagree with you evanescencebeatslacunacoil: fuck you american shit
JFK's Corpse: i should make dildo out of my shit and mail it to you evanescencebeatslacunacoil: what?
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: what is that
JFK's Corpse: then you could wire a vibration mechanism to it JFK's Corpse: a dildo?
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: yes
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: what is this
JFK's Corpse: a dildo is a pleasure machine evanescencebeatslacunacoil: ??
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: for what?
JFK's Corpse: imagine a smaller caresal JFK's Corpse: fun!
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: fun?
JFK's Corpse: yes, fun. evanescencebeatslacunacoil: like 6 flags?
JFK's Corpse: yes JFK's Corpse: 6 flags is a good example of riding a dildo
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: riding it???
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: what the heck
JFK's Corpse: yes, a dildo is a fun ride evanescencebeatslacunacoil: it's like a bycicle?
JFK's Corpse: sort of, but without the effort evanescencebeatslacunacoil: you made me confused
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: you said it is like 6 flags
JFK's Corpse: you just let someone else strap you to the dildo, "mount it" as my friends say, and hang on for the ride JFK's Corpse: it is like six flags
JFK's Corpse: there are lots of dildos at six flags
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: w0o0w
JFK's Corpse: definitly evanescencebeatslacunacoil: this is so much fun
JFK's Corpse: have you ever rode a dildo before? evanescencebeatslacunacoil: no
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: i should try when i get to 6 flags
JFK's Corpse: we'll, i would definitly say it is fun to ride the dildo evanescencebeatslacunacoil: okay..thanks for the information
JFK's Corpse: no problem evanescencebeatslacunacoil: it's too mucho
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: do not fool me you stupid american girl
JFK's Corpse: there are dildos at places other then six flags though evanescencebeatslacunacoil: ??
JFK's Corpse: there is a park called cedar point that has the fastest working dildo in the world evanescencebeatslacunacoil: i no understand this shit
JFK's Corpse: there really isn't a whole lot to understand about dildos JFK's Corpse: it is obvious when you are on one
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: is this shit like rolleercoster?
JFK's Corpse: yes, but even better evanescencebeatslacunacoil: is that very high
JFK's Corpse: not really, but the sensation is better JFK's Corpse: are you male?
JFK's Corpse: or female?
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: no stupid....i'm a chick
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: told you before
JFK's Corpse: ok, then you would really like to ride a dildo evanescencebeatslacunacoil: do you think?
JFK's Corpse: oh, i know. evanescencebeatslacunacoil: is that the favorite part of 6 flags that the american girls like?
JFK's Corpse: hehe, yeah it is evanescencebeatslacunacoil: have you try is too?
JFK's Corpse: but some american boys like to ride dildos, too evanescencebeatslacunacoil: ??
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: you confused me
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: you said it's for american girls
JFK's Corpse: most guys like the short roller coaster JFK's Corpse: everyone likes dildos, no matter the nationality
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: yeah
JFK's Corpse: but you know how guys can be evanescencebeatslacunacoil: can be what?
JFK's Corpse: a wham, bam thank you maam JFK's Corpse: most men can't handle the didlo rides, but a few really like it
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: i don't get your english
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: speak easier
JFK's Corpse: american girls like dildos at amusement parks because a dildo ride last for a long time evanescencebeatslacunacoil: i'm really wanna see it
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: maybe next time when i go to 6 flags
JFK's Corpse: next time you are at an amusement park, just ask where the dildos are. evanescencebeatslacunacoil: amusement park
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: what is this?
JFK's Corpse: six flags is an amusement park evanescencebeatslacunacoil: ooo
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: i see
JFK's Corpse: dildos aren't only at amusement parks, though evanescencebeatslacunacoil: you are talking to me....are you a lesbian?
JFK's Corpse: no. although i never tried that evanescencebeatslacunacoil: i see
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: just asking
JFK's Corpse: i am a professional dildo operator evanescencebeatslacunacoil: ??
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: operator for dildo?
JFK's Corpse: yes evanescencebeatslacunacoil: in 6 flags
JFK's Corpse: no evanescencebeatslacunacoil: where
JFK's Corpse: i work at jellystone park as the dildo operator evanescencebeatslacunacoil: where are you from ?
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: are you the american chick too?
JFK's Corpse: america JFK's Corpse: yes, i am an american chick
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: damn
JFK's Corpse: where are you from? evanescencebeatslacunacoil: told you
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: stupid american girl
JFK's Corpse: sitll, you have to believe me about dildos evanescencebeatslacunacoil: i believe you...
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: my friend talking about it last time
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: but i was careless
JFK's Corpse: your friend was talking to you about dildos? evanescencebeatslacunacoil: yeah
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: somethin like that
JFK's Corpse: did she offer to give you a ride on a dildo? JFK's Corpse: or the best is there are two person dildos
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: he told me that he want to buy one
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: i careless that time
JFK's Corpse: you have to spend good money to get a good dildo evanescencebeatslacunacoil: good dildo?
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: are there any good and bad dildo?
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: what the hell
JFK's Corpse: some dildos don't work as well as they should evanescencebeatslacunacoil: where do you work
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: in 6 flags?
JFK's Corpse: at jellystone park evanescencebeatslacunacoil: what is that?
JFK's Corpse: i'm a dildo operator, remember? evanescencebeatslacunacoil: yes
JFK's Corpse: it is fun center evanescencebeatslacunacoil: when i go back to america...i will try to see it
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: at least
JFK's Corpse: where are you from? evanescencebeatslacunacoil: mexico
JFK's Corpse: which part? JFK's Corpse: there might some dildos down there for your to try
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: my boyfriend in texas
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: he working in mcdonal
JFK's Corpse: and he never takes you to six flags to ride a dildo JFK's Corpse: flipping burgers i see
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: he taking me to 6 flags
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: last time
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: that's why i know it
JFK's Corpse: is he going to take you again? evanescencebeatslacunacoil: nobody in mexico know 6 flags
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: exept me
JFK's Corpse: if he is, tell him that you want to take a ride on the dildo JFK's Corpse: there are a bunch of six flags in america
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: not in here
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: hell fuckin true in american
JFK's Corpse: he might even secretly want to take a ride on the dildo evanescencebeatslacunacoil: no
JFK's Corpse: yes, us americans are spoiled by how many dildos we have lying around evanescencebeatslacunacoil: he won't go to 6 flags without mw
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: he don't speak english
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: thats why he needing me
JFK's Corpse: that's good. just so long as he doesn't ride the dildo without you JFK's Corpse: ah, i see.
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: yes
JFK's Corpse: to bad you can't come up northeast to jellystone park evanescencebeatslacunacoil: what is up northeast jellystone park
JFK's Corpse: i'd strap a dildo on and give you two the dildo ride of your lives evanescencebeatslacunacoil: is it like 6 flags too?
JFK's Corpse: yes, jellystone park is up in the northeast united states evanescencebeatslacunacoil: what is this?
JFK's Corpse: yes, but jellystone park is more colorful evanescencebeatslacunacoil: northeast
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: texas?
JFK's Corpse: upper right on a map would be northeast evanescencebeatslacunacoil: i will go to texas newxt week
JFK's Corpse: no, jellystone park is not in texas evanescencebeatslacunacoil: so where?
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: california?
JFK's Corpse: i'm saying that the dildo i have is pretty far away from where your guys will be in texas evanescencebeatslacunacoil: or florida?
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: tell me
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: where
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: maybe i can tell my boyfriend to go there
JFK's Corpse: there are few jellystone parks JFK's Corpse: mine is in cooperstown new york
JFK's Corpse: that is pretty far away from texas
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: ooo..you live in new york huh?
JFK's Corpse: if you could make it, i would definitly make sure you two would never forget it evanescencebeatslacunacoil: new yourk is good
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: too far
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: and it's very spending money
JFK's Corpse: yeah, i know. it would be a long trip JFK's Corpse: the baseball hall of fame is also in cooperstown
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: how old are you to work there?
JFK's Corpse: 18 evanescencebeatslacunacoil: cooperstpwn? is this in ny?
JFK's Corpse: yes evanescencebeatslacunacoil: with big bildings?
JFK's Corpse: actually, jellystone park is in garrettsville, but close enough to cooperstown JFK's Corpse: yeah, there are some big buildings
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: i don't know what this it
JFK's Corpse: but new york city really has big buildings. evanescencebeatslacunacoil: you should go to texas.....i'll be there next week
JFK's Corpse: i can't. i'm working JFK's Corpse: someone has to run the dildo at jellystone park
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: your are in the USA
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: you can
JFK's Corpse: yes evanescencebeatslacunacoil: you don;t need greencard
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: or visa
JFK's Corpse: no. i'm a citizen. you probably would to get across the border in texas. after that, no one cares evanescencebeatslacunacoil: who said that
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: not me
JFK's Corpse: especially if you tell them you are going to america to ride a big dildo, they'll understand evanescencebeatslacunacoil: hell no
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: american are shits...they don't want to understand
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: it happend to my uncle
JFK's Corpse: understand what? evanescencebeatslacunacoil: he got arrested when he said he just want to visit texas
JFK's Corpse: did your uncle have legitimate business, like riding a dildo? evanescencebeatslacunacoil: legitimate bussiness
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: what is this
JFK's Corpse: did he have a good reason to cross the border? evanescencebeatslacunacoil: just to visit
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: and they take him to jail
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: stupid american
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: not you
JFK's Corpse: you usually need better cause then that. americans are scared mexicans are going to take their jobs evanescencebeatslacunacoil: noo...
JFK's Corpse: if americans would stop being lazy and deal with the fact that they will have to learn new jobs things would be better evanescencebeatslacunacoil: my uncle don't speak english
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: he just want to visit
JFK's Corpse: that probably didn't help at the border either. evanescencebeatslacunacoil: see??
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: i think all the american girls are bad....but you are not
JFK's Corpse: i'd say, when you get to the border... if you can't speak other english, just tell them that you want to ride a dildo at six flags. and take a nap afterwards evanescencebeatslacunacoil: when i go to el paso they call me stupid mexican..you kmow that
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: whata is nap?
JFK's Corpse: they are stupid americans JFK's Corpse: a siesta
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: aaa
JFK's Corpse: down south, you have a lot of assholes evanescencebeatslacunacoil: down south?
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: please...what is that
JFK's Corpse: the southern part of the united states JFK's Corpse: they are still upset over the civil war. they wanted to have slavery and circle jerking
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: whatever..i don't understand
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: ooo
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: you speak spanish aa?
JFK's Corpse: not much evanescencebeatslacunacoil: are you mexican american too?
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: a lot of american mexican are bitch
JFK's Corpse: no. my family immigrted from ireland evanescencebeatslacunacoil: they don't wanna talk in mexican
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: aaa
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: that is cool
JFK's Corpse: i know a little bit of gaelic evanescencebeatslacunacoil: how many long you in america
JFK's Corpse: i've been in america all my life evanescencebeatslacunacoil: lucky girl
JFK's Corpse: yeah, i guess. evanescencebeatslacunacoil: i wish i can be like that
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: in america all glamor
JFK's Corpse: actually it isn't evanescencebeatslacunacoil: yes...
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: it is..
JFK's Corpse: there are some bad parts of america JFK's Corpse: like mississippi
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: my boyfriend is poor here....now when he is in texas,,he biy car
JFK's Corpse: is he going to take you for a ride? evanescencebeatslacunacoil: no..this stupid boy said that he will not go back to american if he cross the border
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: stupid idiot
JFK's Corpse: your boyfriend? evanescencebeatslacunacoil: yes
JFK's Corpse: actually, while you are in america you might want to try out the newst craze bukkake evanescencebeatslacunacoil: like whata
JFK's Corpse: i'm sorry, what? evanescencebeatslacunacoil: hey girl..i need to go...i will pay a lot for this shit..
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: i'm in the computer cafe
JFK's Corpse: sorry about that evanescencebeatslacunacoil: need to pay
JFK's Corpse: nice talking to you evanescencebeatslacunacoil: shit
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: thanks for the 6 flags iinformasion
JFK's Corpse: just remember at six flags ride the dildo evanescencebeatslacunacoil: yes
JFK's Corpse: after six flags, see if anyone else is interested in bukkake evanescencebeatslacunacoil: bukakke?
JFK's Corpse: yeah, it the big thing JFK's Corpse: it is an activity to do while you are on long trips
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: like what
JFK's Corpse: i'm sure a texan will show you how to do bukkake evanescencebeatslacunacoil: haha..sure they will....they are carzy american
JFK's Corpse: i mean when you don't have a deck of cards, there is always bukkake evanescencebeatslacunacoil: i think people in ny is kind
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: like you
JFK's Corpse: well, thank you. we try evanescencebeatslacunacoil: cool
JFK's Corpse: most people down south are mean and stupid evanescencebeatslacunacoil: but girl..i need to go now
JFK's Corpse: but everyone is happy to play bukkake JFK's Corpse: see you later
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: i add you
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: maybe next time we'll talk more
JFK's Corpse: tell me how you liked the dildo after you come back JFK's Corpse: yes, next time will be fun.
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: yes
JFK's Corpse: might even teach you about bukkake next time. evanescencebeatslacunacoil: but it's like rollercoster right?
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: or more than that
JFK's Corpse: dildos are like roller coasters evanescencebeatslacunacoil: oo
JFK's Corpse: dildos are a lot more fun the roller coasters though, believe me. JFK's Corpse: and give bukkake a try
JFK's Corpse: adios, amigo
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: okay
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: i will
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: bukkake, right?
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: shit girl..i don't even know this
JFK's Corpse: yes, bukkake after you are done with the dildo evanescencebeatslacunacoil: ok
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: adios , amiga...not amigo
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: i'm a girl
JFK's Corpse: well, now you do know about dildos and bukkake evanescencebeatslacunacoil: :|
JFK's Corpse: sorry about that evanescencebeatslacunacoil: bye bye
JFK's Corpse: english does not have endings like that evanescencebeatslacunacoil: bye bye amiga!
evanescencebeatslacunacoil: muchacha
JFK's Corpse: see you later amiga Posted by JFK's Corpse at 10:53PM
