February 24, 2005

← 67) A Question of Trust →

Tags: penis question michael jackson driveway trust advice ask_mr_house dollars car

JFK's Corpse: mr. house, what should i ask you?

ask_mr_house: what ever you want to ask

JFK's Corpse: hmmm, i've never been good with questions
JFK's Corpse: ....

ask_mr_house: you think of some and get back with me

JFK's Corpse: alright, how about this
JFK's Corpse: my penis is too small. what should i do about it?

ask_mr_house: have it reshaped , if m. jackson can be white, iam sure your dick can get longer wider or even smaller for a fee

JFK's Corpse: hmmm, i'd have to think about that. could be a lot of money

ask_mr_house: who knows

JFK's Corpse: alright then, answer me this: should i tap that ass?

ask_mr_house: which ass are you talking about? dogs ass, human's ass, bugs ass..??

JFK's Corpse: i live on a farm.

ask_mr_house: thats your problem

JFK's Corpse: should i get everything out of donkeys as far as money, or let it be free?

ask_mr_house: if you live on a farm, you dont need my opinion

JFK's Corpse: true, but you are giving it away, so i thought i'd ask.
JFK's Corpse: how about this one, if i stole your neighbor's car, could i park it in your driveway?

ask_mr_house: dont ask any more, consult your nearest cowboy

JFK's Corpse: i don't have a cowboy to ask
JFK's Corpse: just people on the internet

ask_mr_house: you are still asking, not good

JFK's Corpse: you never did answer my question about your neighbor's car

ask_mr_house: my neighbor has no car

JFK's Corpse: some neighbor
JFK's Corpse: it was really a question of trust

ask_mr_house: what are you talking about wilis

JFK's Corpse: if i stole your neighbor's car, could i trust you for your driveway?

ask_mr_house: my neighbor has no car

JFK's Corpse: everyone has 2 neighbors

ask_mr_house: not me

JFK's Corpse: i know 1 of them has a car
JFK's Corpse: you are trying to pull a fast one on me, mr. house

ask_mr_house: no, iam for real

JFK's Corpse: i know you have 2 neighbors

ask_mr_house: no i dont

JFK's Corpse: 1 of them is bound to have a car

ask_mr_house: nope

JFK's Corpse: and if i stole it, could i park it in your driveway?
JFK's Corpse: as a matter of trust?

ask_mr_house: you dont know how to drive

JFK's Corpse: what kind of accusation is that?
JFK's Corpse: of course i know how to drive

ask_mr_house: sure, you do

JFK's Corpse: oh yeah, and you only have one neighbor

ask_mr_house: i do

JFK's Corpse: why are you lying to me, mr. house?

ask_mr_house: nope

JFK's Corpse: what kind of answer is that?
JFK's Corpse: i know you are! everyone has at least two neighbors

ask_mr_house: a good one

ask_mr_house: not me

JFK's Corpse: are you trying to say you don't have any neighbors?

ask_mr_house: i have

ask_mr_house: just one

JFK's Corpse: no way
JFK's Corpse: how is that even possible, mr. house?

ask_mr_house: it was not my doing

ask_mr_house: any other question will cost you a dollar each

JFK's Corpse: a dollar?
JFK's Corpse: mr. house, are you greedy?
JFK's Corpse: greediness will cost you

ask_mr_house: no

JFK's Corpse: ha! saved a dollar!

ask_mr_house: and that will be 2 dollars please

JFK's Corpse: i didn't ask you anything, mr. house. i only exclaimed.

ask_mr_house: dont talk your self out of paying

JFK's Corpse: besides, you can't even count how many neighbors you have. how could you count my money?

ask_mr_house: I-)

JFK's Corpse: sleepy, mr. house?
JFK's Corpse: oh! i just saved 2 more dollars

ask_mr_house: 3 dolars please

JFK's Corpse: no, that would be $4

ask_mr_house: pay up

JFK's Corpse: i'll give the money to both of your neighbors
Posted by JFK's Corpse at 10:52PM

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