April 19, 2003
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13) AN INTERVIEW WITH THE UNDEFEATED WRESTLING CHAMPION OF OREGON
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Tags: jock
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google
john padget
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mr_tibs2002: my mistake
mr_tibs2002: your a jackass in high heels
JFK's Corpse: sounds like someone is making up for a small penis mr_tibs2002: very true
mr_tibs2002: did u find that in the 100 come backs for retards manual
JFK's Corpse: no, i just see the rolled up sock in your shorts mr_tibs2002: O
mr_tibs2002: haha
mr_tibs2002: did anybody ever tell u that u look like gilbert godfrey with downsyndrome
mr_tibs2002: your about as funny as him to
JFK's Corpse: i only need to be as funny as your momma mr_tibs2002: damn
JFK's Corpse: she used to be funny, no she's just fat mr_tibs2002: i must be dealing with a true professional
mr_tibs2002: a little advice
mr_tibs2002: kill yourself
JFK's Corpse: i'm already dead, you diseased cunt JFK's Corpse: i'm just not a corpse
mr_tibs2002: hahaha
mr_tibs2002: what grade are u in?
JFK's Corpse: i'm in the normal school mr_tibs2002: o fifth
mr_tibs2002: for the 5th year
mr_tibs2002: i understand
JFK's Corpse: nah, college JFK's Corpse: you sound like you are freshman in high school
mr_tibs2002: and let me guess
JFK's Corpse: that everyone beats up on mr_tibs2002: your trying to get laid by posing as a dead corpse
mr_tibs2002: hoping that a necropheliac will come around
mr_tibs2002: nice
JFK's Corpse: it works well, there are a lot of desperate people on the internet mr_tibs2002: yah right i bet
mr_tibs2002: speak for yourself kid
JFK's Corpse: and since you walk around with a sock, i don't think you are too successful JFK's Corpse: oh so you aren't desperate
mr_tibs2002: yah u walk around with a decaying corpse penis
JFK's Corpse: look at you, you reply to everything i say mr_tibs2002: but desperate
mr_tibs2002: no way
mr_tibs2002: what happened
JFK's Corpse: you are trying to make me think you are some strong man, but instead you are a little troll who can't get hard mr_tibs2002: have a good comeback and forget the ending
mr_tibs2002: troll
mr_tibs2002: don king type or treasure troll
mr_tibs2002: ?
JFK's Corpse: yeah, you often don't have good comebacks JFK's Corpse: the don king type on the end of a pencil
JFK's Corpse: bitch
mr_tibs2002: damn
mr_tibs2002: i had to gather my thoughts after that hard hitting blow
mr_tibs2002: i think u need to give up the dead dungeons and dragons act faget
JFK's Corpse: well, since you only have a couple it must not take too long JFK's Corpse: i think you need to start calling yourself boy tibs
JFK's Corpse: and it is 2003, dumbass
mr_tibs2002: o yah thats right huh
mr_tibs2002: your criticing my name
mr_tibs2002: funny
JFK's Corpse: yep, check a calendar, fool mr_tibs2002: see i would take your advice
mr_tibs2002: but u
mr_tibs2002: ur name is corspe somethin
JFK's Corpse: if you can't take advice don't give it mr_tibs2002: so uh
mr_tibs2002: i dont think ill take your advice
JFK's Corpse: you can't even read my name JFK's Corpse: it's jfk's corpse fool
mr_tibs2002: o
JFK's Corpse: i bet you don't even know who jfk is mr_tibs2002: i see
JFK's Corpse: you obviously didn't see mr_tibs2002: u got the hots for presidents dead bodies
mr_tibs2002: nice fetish
JFK's Corpse: at least i can get hard if i want to mr_tibs2002: u must have acquired it while fingering your decaying maggot corpse asshole to george washingtons dead body
mr_tibs2002: yep and i bet the chicks love the dead weener in there ass
mr_tibs2002: let me guess
JFK's Corpse: unless you fucked jackie onassis, i would advise you to shut the fuck up mr_tibs2002: u r a gay canibal corpse fan who looks like balsac from gwar and beats off to pictures of our dead presidents
JFK's Corpse: i bet you are a 14 year old metalhead mr_tibs2002: yah im still here
mr_tibs2002: u can type
mr_tibs2002: its hard to type with dead fingers i bet
JFK's Corpse: i was talking to people who aren't trying in vein to be cool mr_tibs2002: vein
mr_tibs2002: its vane
mr_tibs2002: jackass
mr_tibs2002: are they daed to
JFK's Corpse: you can't spell mr_tibs2002: dead
mr_tibs2002: only as well as u
JFK's Corpse: oh look we got a haxor JFK's Corpse: real fucking 1337
mr_tibs2002: wow
mr_tibs2002: your cool
mr_tibs2002: i got to go
mr_tibs2002: later masterbater
JFK's Corpse: thanks, but since you are some lonely punk i don't know how far to take that compliment JFK's Corpse: scared of me, huh asshole?
mr_tibs2002: yah what did u do in life
mr_tibs2002: play any sports
mr_tibs2002: didnt think so
mr_tibs2002: you were the human pin cushin in high school
JFK's Corpse: i think you are the pin cushion at your high school mr_tibs2002: black nails the whole bit
JFK's Corpse: why don't you go to the vocational school, it is not like you are going to be graduating normal school anyway mr_tibs2002: what college do u go to
mr_tibs2002: see how long it takes u to think it up
mr_tibs2002: 1
JFK's Corpse: what is your high school mr_tibs2002: 2
mr_tibs2002: 3
mr_tibs2002: 4
mr_tibs2002: im in college jackass
mr_tibs2002: osu
JFK's Corpse: ah you are from columbus? mr_tibs2002: colombus
mr_tibs2002: hahaha
mr_tibs2002: 5
mr_tibs2002: still waitin for u to think up your schools name
JFK's Corpse: too bad you didn't die in that fraternity fire JFK's Corpse: still waiting on proof you go to osu
mr_tibs2002: actually thats oregon state
mr_tibs2002: dip shit
mr_tibs2002: u go to mrs. 5th grades class still though
mr_tibs2002: i forgot
JFK's Corpse: you are making shit up to, narc mr_tibs2002: and u did no sports
mr_tibs2002: and a narc is a squealer
JFK's Corpse: i bet you were the ballboy mr_tibs2002: not a persont that makes shit up
mr_tibs2002: ballbot
mr_tibs2002: my sport didnt involve balls
JFK's Corpse: who is a persont? JFK's Corpse: that is good, yours are too small
mr_tibs2002: but at least i was a part of something
mr_tibs2002: other that the local chess club
mr_tibs2002: yah what sports did u do
JFK's Corpse: so you are living your life like you are still in high school? JFK's Corpse: shame, shame, shame.
mr_tibs2002: thats what i though
mr_tibs2002: no i am still doing my sport
JFK's Corpse: you are going to get a job, and actually have to work JFK's Corpse: no more mommy buying your car
mr_tibs2002: see i was good enough to get a scholarship
JFK's Corpse: or your dorm room JFK's Corpse: so you play a sport with no ball, and got a schloarship from oregon state?
mr_tibs2002: yep
JFK's Corpse: what did you play chess? mr_tibs2002: im still doing that sport <
JFK's Corpse: what sport? mr_tibs2002: what sport did u do
JFK's Corpse: homoerotic wrestling? mr_tibs2002: u know so much about me but i know so little aout u
JFK's Corpse: i play golf, on my offtime mr_tibs2002: hahaha
mr_tibs2002: okay
mr_tibs2002: and your going to kick my ass
mr_tibs2002: im a 3 time state champion
mr_tibs2002: haha
mr_tibs2002: ur pathetic
JFK's Corpse: in what? mr_tibs2002: u already guessed it
JFK's Corpse: we are both pathetic, but you are more so JFK's Corpse: wrestling?
mr_tibs2002: yepper
JFK's Corpse: i bet you like getting your oil changed mr_tibs2002: its actually checked
mr_tibs2002: oil checked
JFK's Corpse: and getting pinned.... mr_tibs2002: i havent been pinned since my eigth grade year
JFK's Corpse: you like being the masochist JFK's Corpse: so you are undefeated?
mr_tibs2002: no i dont like getting beat on to much
mr_tibs2002: all through highschool since my sophomore year
mr_tibs2002: and in college i lost 2 times last year
JFK's Corpse: the undefeated wrestling champion of oregon has nothing else to do on a saturday night then make up bullshit JFK's Corpse: i'm sure you didn't at first, but you discovered that you like manjuice all over your face
mr_tibs2002: this year i won the big 12 championships for the 189 pound weight class
JFK's Corpse: so what is your name? mr_tibs2002: and u play gold in your off time
JFK's Corpse: let me look it up mr_tibs2002: go ahead
mr_tibs2002: i took state 3 times in idaho
mr_tibs2002: john padget
JFK's Corpse: instead of having people give me money make money mr_tibs2002: then i went to osu
mr_tibs2002: go ahead and look it up jackass
JFK's Corpse: oh so you wrestled your daddy and brothers on the farm then, if you are from idaho mr_tibs2002: yah and at least i did something with my life
mr_tibs2002: something that i got good at
mr_tibs2002: and u do nothin
mr_tibs2002: but golf and giveshit to other people
JFK's Corpse: i'll have you know that i own a chain of coffee shops mr_tibs2002: yah
mr_tibs2002: what are they
mr_tibs2002: corspe's coffee
JFK's Corpse: no mr_tibs2002: it taste better dead
JFK's Corpse: i'm not finding your championships anywhere online mr_tibs2002: go to idaho sorts then
mr_tibs2002: sports
mr_tibs2002: what site did u go to
mr_tibs2002: the wwe. com
mr_tibs2002: haha
JFK's Corpse: i've been looking for it on google mr_tibs2002: what did u type in
mr_tibs2002: wrestling
mr_tibs2002: hahahaha
JFK's Corpse: i typed in john padgett JFK's Corpse: steroided limpdick
mr_tibs2002: what a dumbass
mr_tibs2002: how about u find a decent sight
JFK's Corpse: yeah, that is what is what i thought about you too JFK's Corpse: google is a search engine you sack of crust
mr_tibs2002: yah let me guess your name
mr_tibs2002: tiger woods
mr_tibs2002: i know dip shit
JFK's Corpse: nope JFK's Corpse: i'm not tiger woods
mr_tibs2002: your cant find site from a persons name
JFK's Corpse: well, since you are this big star... best wrestler in oregon JFK's Corpse: i thought maybe someone else in the world would give a shit
mr_tibs2002: i wrestle for oregon state
JFK's Corpse: Beavers eliminated from NCAA championships JFK's Corpse: and you are the champion?
mr_tibs2002: i didnt take the NCAA championshit
mr_tibs2002: p
mr_tibs2002: oklahoma state won it
JFK's Corpse: why because you know you would lose? mr_tibs2002: i took the big twelve
JFK's Corpse: your mascot really looks fucking gay mr_tibs2002: and i broke my arm in the championship at the west coast regional championship
JFK's Corpse: bucked tooth and bald, like you i presume mr_tibs2002: so i couldnt wrestle at NCAA
mr_tibs2002: and we are not the beavers u jackass
JFK's Corpse: and you still won that match to, eh? mr_tibs2002: no forfiet
mr_tibs2002: and i was up by two points
JFK's Corpse: so you are not undefeated since high school mr_tibs2002: no i lost 2 times my freshman year in college
JFK's Corpse: so i can't find any mention of you on the oregon state site mr_tibs2002: u r so full of shit
mr_tibs2002: haha
JFK's Corpse: i take it you are the one full of shit mr_tibs2002: its not even gunny
mr_tibs2002: name one person on the wrestling team starting line up from osu
mr_tibs2002: and there not the beavers either
JFK's Corpse: nathan coy mr_tibs2002: nathan coy
mr_tibs2002: haha
mr_tibs2002: nice name u just made up
JFK's Corpse: i think your name, that you made up, is just stupid mr_tibs2002: made up huh
JFK's Corpse: makes you sound like you husk corn all day mr_tibs2002: go into idaho then
mr_tibs2002: if u cant find it in oregon
mr_tibs2002: the name isnt made up
JFK's Corpse: why because the best wrestler in oregon needs backup? mr_tibs2002: i wrestled in idaho district 3 division 3
JFK's Corpse: alright, so i go to idaho state to find out about a wrestler from oregon... brilliant JFK's Corpse: oregon state of idaho?
mr_tibs2002: i wrestled in school for idaho
JFK's Corpse: what is this like california u in pennsylvania mr_tibs2002: then i went to oregon on a scholarship
JFK's Corpse: and you are nowhere to be seen on oregon state's website mr_tibs2002: yah the so called "BEAVERS WEB SITE"
JFK's Corpse: then i checked oregonstate.edu JFK's Corpse: maybe if i said oregon state, you would've said you wrestled for ohio state
JFK's Corpse: at least ohio state athletics can win championships anyone care about
mr_tibs2002: are u from ohio
JFK's Corpse: no, i'm from new york JFK's Corpse: and i've heard of ohio state
JFK's Corpse: they just won the football championship
mr_tibs2002: oklahoma state is the toughest team
mr_tibs2002: i beat ohio state kid
JFK's Corpse: who cares about wrestling, you guys are a bunch of homos mr_tibs2002: why do u say
mr_tibs2002: that
JFK's Corpse: good for you mr_tibs2002: its just another martial art
JFK's Corpse: because i can tell that you are gay and making up for it by trying to be all macho mr_tibs2002: im not macho
mr_tibs2002: haha
mr_tibs2002: im just a good wrestler
JFK's Corpse: so you are reallllly gay mr_tibs2002: your the one trying to be macho
JFK's Corpse: not good enough to be mentioned mr_tibs2002: mr golfer
JFK's Corpse: at least i'm independent and will have a life in a few years mr_tibs2002: so will i
JFK's Corpse: yeah, people won't remember who you are and you will end up being a janitor mr_tibs2002: cuz im gonna take the NCAA division 1 tournament and make a name for myself
mr_tibs2002: u have nothin
mr_tibs2002: and u do nothin
JFK's Corpse: you'll be a wrestling diva mr_tibs2002: i dont do proffesional dip
JFK's Corpse: running coffee shops isn't easy, little boy mr_tibs2002: im colegiate
mr_tibs2002: u dont run a coffee shop anyway
mr_tibs2002: whats its name
JFK's Corpse: no one cares about college wrestling mr_tibs2002: a lot of people do
mr_tibs2002: just not u
mr_tibs2002: but i respect your opinion
JFK's Corpse: you should, i know more then you mr_tibs2002: yah whats the name of your coffee shop
mr_tibs2002: nothin
mr_tibs2002: cuz u dont have a chain
mr_tibs2002: u dont have any
JFK's Corpse: mr. coffe and mr. bean mr_tibs2002: what a line of shit
mr_tibs2002: u r a joke
JFK's Corpse: a line of shit is what you are going to be snorting in a few years mr_tibs2002: i wasnt expeting anything less than moxie java
mr_tibs2002: sure we will see
JFK's Corpse: moxie java. that is a good one mr_tibs2002: u just keep the espn on
JFK's Corpse: but i have 3 locations, one just opened up last month mr_tibs2002: yah right
mr_tibs2002: and 3 isnt a chain
JFK's Corpse: so i can watch college football, since espn won't bother showing college wrestling JFK's Corpse: i own the franchise
mr_tibs2002: they show it all the time dipshit
mr_tibs2002: yah
mr_tibs2002: the fortune 500
mr_tibs2002: 3 coffee shops
JFK's Corpse: your daddy just puts the vcr on a loop JFK's Corpse: i'm starting out
JFK's Corpse: but i did start it with my own money
mr_tibs2002: and u play a dead guy on the internet
mr_tibs2002: man
mr_tibs2002: but u have the american dream
JFK's Corpse: not like mommy and daddy buying your grand am, and your teachers passing you mr_tibs2002: i think more people would rather have my life
mr_tibs2002: at least it is headed somewhere
JFK's Corpse: where is yours going? what degree are you getting? JFK's Corpse: what if you find a professor who won't just pass you because you are a jock?
mr_tibs2002: im not a jock
mr_tibs2002: i pull average grades
JFK's Corpse: smart mr_tibs2002: im not there for my smarts im there for my wrestling talent
JFK's Corpse: who couldn't have guessed? JFK's Corpse: at least on the first part
mr_tibs2002: ive answered enough of your questions for all that i have gotten out of u
JFK's Corpse: so you are going to graduate with like 2.0 in some bullshit major mr_tibs2002: whats your major
JFK's Corpse: you don't let me answer JFK's Corpse: business
mr_tibs2002: your an average joe
mr_tibs2002: and u have a buisness in one city
mr_tibs2002: if u are not lying
mr_tibs2002: a small one room coffee shop
mr_tibs2002: and u can barely pay for books and tuition
JFK's Corpse: i'm not lieing, and they are in three different towns JFK's Corpse: you have to have someone buy you your books
mr_tibs2002: yah well at least i gave u proof about me
mr_tibs2002: unfortunately u have none
JFK's Corpse: since you don't make any money and can't figure out how to get to the bookstrore JFK's Corpse: what proof, i haven't fournd any yet.
mr_tibs2002: i have made lots of money
mr_tibs2002: cuz i have a a cause to work for and a goal
JFK's Corpse: what more steroids? mr_tibs2002: and i get my college paid for because i bust my butt
JFK's Corpse: and roffies to slip into girl's drinks at frat parties? mr_tibs2002: u cant take steroids dipshit there are tests
mr_tibs2002: and i dont party
JFK's Corpse: you can't figure out a way to pass the tests? JFK's Corpse: you can't have your coach grease the palms of the test people?
JFK's Corpse: or would you rather grease your palms and jerk off a teammate?
mr_tibs2002: where do u get all this
JFK's Corpse: the same stereotypes you are dragging out on me JFK's Corpse: except most athletes i know aren't that much different from each other
mr_tibs2002: what stereotypes
mr_tibs2002: all i do is answer your questions
JFK's Corpse: too stupid to realize that there really isn't an i in team mr_tibs2002: and then get ignored when i ask one
JFK's Corpse: yeah, you answer all my questions because you are a bitch mr_tibs2002: wrestling isnt a team sport jackass
JFK's Corpse: i've answered yours JFK's Corpse: i know its not
JFK's Corpse: but you just repeated what coach says
JFK's Corpse: and listen to eye of the tiger all day while lifting
mr_tibs2002: yah and u set in a fictionalized dream world
mr_tibs2002: thinking u own successful coffee shops
mr_tibs2002: and like to act like a dead person on the i net
mr_tibs2002: and talk trash to people with successful lives
JFK's Corpse: dream world? who hasn't had to work a day in his life because he had muscles and no brain? you
mr_tibs2002: actually i work harder than most
JFK's Corpse: instead who has a 4.0 and runs successful coffee shops? me JFK's Corpse: because of mental limitations, you have to work harder then
most
JFK's Corpse: just to get the same results
mr_tibs2002: yah at what college
mr_tibs2002: and u have no coffee shops
mr_tibs2002: and im not stupid
mr_tibs2002: i have a 3.5
JFK's Corpse: we don't have a website up yet, but mr. coffee and mr. bean is 3 locations strong
JFK's Corpse: 3.5 iq?
mr_tibs2002: sure
mr_tibs2002: no web site
mr_tibs2002: iq funny
JFK's Corpse: why take the time to pay for someone to make a website when i could be paying employees?
mr_tibs2002: except u have no employees
JFK's Corpse: who would go to a coffee shop's website? mr_tibs2002: they have them so obviously somebody does
JFK's Corpse: i have 20 employees throuhout the three shops JFK's Corpse: websites are more of an ego thing. i'm not going to put
coupons online when i pay for them to be in papers and flyers
JFK's Corpse: i'm not going to put up a message board when people come to
my shops for conversation
JFK's Corpse: why do i need a website?
mr_tibs2002: well u need to have a thriving successful business chain
in order to have a website
in order to have a website
mr_tibs2002: which u dont have
JFK's Corpse: i do have the thriviing business mr_tibs2002: fuck
mr_tibs2002: what year of college are u in
mr_tibs2002: u arent even in college
JFK's Corpse: senior, i'm almost out mr_tibs2002: i bet your still in high school
JFK's Corpse: i still think you are going to high school JFK's Corpse: you are very immature
JFK's Corpse: well, you can pretend to be a wrestler all you want....
maybe one day you can be a fluff for gay porn films.
mr_tibs2002: yepper
mr_tibs2002: whatever
JFK's Corpse: no really, it is entirely possible for you to one day be a fluffer
mr_tibs2002: yep
mr_tibs2002: maybe one day u will have a chain of coffee shops
JFK's Corpse: that day is today mr_tibs2002: yah i bet
JFK's Corpse: lose your money JFK's Corpse: well, since mommy and daddy give you everything, it would
be their money
mr_tibs2002: sure sure dreamer
JFK's Corpse: you have lost your internet balls, johnny JFK's Corpse: hopefully your parents will be able to buy you more socks
mr_tibs2002: i think i can pay for them myself since i can afford all
the steroids
the steroids
mr_tibs2002: later
JFK's Corpse: do you parents know you use steroids? or did coach have to tell?
Posted by JFK's Corpse at 5:29PM
