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March 29, 2006

400) What Did You Just Ask Me?

YOU: Can't you PLEASE be nicer?
YOU: PLEASE
JFK's Corpse: hmm, i might consider it.
YOU: You seem to be very angry.
JFK's Corpse: why do you even care?
JFK's Corpse: plus, these people are asking for it.
YOU: It matters to me.
JFK's Corpse: it shouldn't
YOU: No. Those people are not asking for it
YOU: You, my friend, are a bully.
JFK's Corpse: wait. what the fuck did you call me?
YOU: I called you a bully because that is what you are.
JFK's Corpse: no fucking dipshit you said that i was a friend
YOU: I am trying to be nice.
JFK's Corpse: you just failed at that, you bloody turd
JFK's Corpse: i don't even know who the fuck you are
YOU: Fine. I tried. I don't have time to argue this with you.
JFK's Corpse: i'd much sooner destroy your car with a golf club than take your advice.
JFK's Corpse: in fact, i just might do that.
JFK's Corpse: don't you EVER insult the integrity of the relationships i have with people
JFK's Corpse: good, decent people who actually are my friends.
YOU: I am reporting your threat to the authorities.
JFK's Corpse: yeah, you do that. they'll just ask you why you are wasting their time.
JFK's Corpse: goodbye, friend.
Posted by JFK's Corpse at 8:50PM

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