March 2006

100) The Suicide

February 2006

98) Nerd (The Last Big Score)

January 2006

96)1 PH3412 MY PWN 1337 5X1772

December 2005

94) Jerry Fucking Kurl

November 2005

92) Court Recommends That Girl Get Off

October 2005

90) Girl Talk

September 2005

88) Offensive Screen Name

August 2005

86) Good Tongue Makes For Big Head

84) The Only True Conversation

July 2005

83) Hello America

81) Those Who Serve Are Better

June 2005

80) Possible Fuckbuddies From Way Back

78) How To Lose The Girl

May 2005

77) You Were A Helpless Bedwetter

75) No Pay, No Play

April 2005

73) Old Fart

71) Closet Lesbian For Life

March 2005

69) The Callout

February 2005

JFK'sCorpseClassic67) A Question of Trust

January 2005

66) Hardly Worth It

November 2004

64) The Importance of Being Sabre

October 2004

JFK'sCorpseClassic62) Tell Me That You Love Me

September 2004

61) I'm Your Father

August 2004

59) Isn't It Obvious That Joe Jackson Fucked His Son? II: Back Between Michael Jackson's Sheets

July 2004

58) Traditional Corpse

56) J.F. Beret

June 2004

54) Vietdong

May 2004

53) Southern Baptist Patriotism Is Not Even Funny

April 2004

51) You True Gangsta

March 2004

50) Celebrity Corpse

48) Staunch Supporter Of Massachusetts Secession

February 2004

46) He Lets Her Do The Battles

44) I AM AS BORING AS MY STUPID WEBSITE

January 2004

43)Mark and Judy Sitting in a Tree F-U-C-K-I-N-G

December 2003

41) The Request

November 2003

40) The Safe Way To Ride Is In Johnny's Racecar

38) At Least I Know You Are Going To Be Posted On A Blog Before You Die

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34) Isn't It Obvious That Joe Jackson Fucked His Son?

32) He Ain't Fuckin' His Maid's Bobs

October 2003

31) Look Behind the Badge at Heathrow

September 2003

29) Do You Believe In Life After MacDonald30?

August 2003

JFK'sCorpseClassic28) Poor Rover

July 2003

27) Those Who Know Call It Truck Love

25) Sob Story

23) The Mission

May 2003

JFK'sCorpseClassic21) Fuzznut

19) "Tosser Likes Chillin'"

17) Allergic to Milk

15) The Whole World Needs a Little Bit of Rita

April 2003

JFK'sCorpseClassic13)AN INTERVIEW WITH THE UNDEFEATED WRESTLING CHAMPION OF OREGON

11) RANDOM BULLSHIT

9) nothin but perverts on these days

7) Pervert

JFK'sCorpseClassic5) Screen Name Thief

3) DONNA, MY IMMORTAL BELOVED

March 2003

2) sick boy's chick

STARTING UP A BLURTY

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